I just wanna s*** some d***
HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL
u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u
its 2013 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months
its 2014 can we please have headphones that last more than 2 months
its 2015 can we please have a set of crab overlords that last more than two months
its 2016 can we please overthrow the crab empire people are suffering
We stopped checking for monsters under our beds when we realized they were inside us.
THERES A FLASHMOB GOING ON IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS MALL
no wait its just a public zumba class
if someone ever calls u a mean name just respond “nah” like how do you even respond to that realistically
some person: hey asstown
Her wit backfired and created one of the greatest awards show moments ever.
That moment Jennifer Lawrence was the one able to sexually harass Jack Nicholson. And it worked.
"your homework still isn’t done? what have you been doing this whole time??"